I’m a blue point Siamese cat and this is my blog, although dad does all the work for me on account of my whole ‘no opposable thumbs’ situation that I don’t like to talk about.
A couple of weeks ago, one of my humans took it upon himself to enter me in some online cat shows and, of course, they confirmed what we already knew – that I’m pretty gosh darn special.
Planking is one of the most effective exercises you can do in the comfort of your own home.
The humans worship a false idol.
You only get to see a tiny percentage of the cute stuff Tao and I do. Why? Because we’re in control, nobody else.
A number of people (zero is a number) have written in asking me to share some tips on how I keep myself amused in captivity.
It’s a zombie ball that can only be killed with fire.
Tao has always been an odd sort of chap. But that’s why we love him!
High end reckons of a budding sage
Go Maki, it’s ma birthday. We’re gonna party like it’s ma birthday, we’re gonna sip toilet water like it’s ma birthday…
I (Maki) will award one free smooch (to be redeemed after the lockdown) to whoever can tell me (preferably with an element of humour) what, in the name of all that is edible, Tao is doing here… Entries in the comments below.