There’s no better way to unwind at the end of a hard day of working our claws to the bone, doing what exactly I can’t really tell you, than to take in a football game. Ideally, of course, it would be Serie A, but when needs must the Copa Libertadores will suffice.
It’s a little known fact that Boca Juniors were after my paw print this offseason. I was straight up with them though. I said “look, De Rossi has still got a couple of years left in his legs. Sign him. Once he’s done, my humans should be about ready to install a cat door and who knows – Buenos Aires may well be within my roaming territory. Call me then.”