There was a suggestion, floated on social media last week, that our cuteness is so powerful that it opens up the possibility of world domination as a potential career move. I’m not going to lie, we are actively considering it.
It does therefore make sense to be nice to us because, while we plan to rule with a benevolent hand, we do keep a list of enemies who will be finding themselves in the gulag in due course.
It’s a reasonably short list at the moment – the retired greyhound who lives next door, the guy on TV who was drinking our milk, and our dad if he trips over us one more time when we’re trying to find the extra food he’s neglected to give us that we have reason to suspect he’s hiding in his left sock…
But believe me, you do not want to be on it.