Our humans

These are our humans, Gina and Enzo. We’ve only owned them for a few weeks but so far we’re happy enough to keep them around. They feed us a couple of times a day, clean up our poop, play with us when they can and generally let us be ourselves as long as we avoid the Holy Trinity of No-Nos – The kitchen bench, the dining table and Dad’s beloved orange curtains (don’t ask)…

We do have a couple of small issues with their care. Feeding times could be a little earlier and they could pay a little bit more attention to us when we demand it at certain times – generally in the 3am sort of range – but it’s nothing we shouldn’t be able to resolve with a well drafted Performance Improvement Plan.