Spit polish

They say cleanliness is next to godliness. I’m not sure that’s true, because Tao and I spend a lot of time cleaning each other yet it doesn’t seem to stop mum and dad calling us “little devils”.

Still, a nice clean shiny coat is worth having in our experience. It makes us look and smell more lovable, which in turn seems to mean more treats, more games and more cuddles. I also strongly suspect it’s much better to wash ourselves rather than find out what it’s like to get cleaned by a human. I’ve seen how they soak themselves in big water boxes and it does NOT look like a good time…