Cat Football

There’s a new version of the beautiful game sweeping the world! Forget futsal, forget beach “soccer”, forget five-a-side, all that stuff is for losers with only two legs and no claws.

Introducing Cat Football! All you need is a set of stairs, a ball, and international broadcast rights which I’d be prepared to sell you for a generously low figure of 150 million euros provided you throw in a lifetime supply of Raw Essentials wallaby and heart…