Jumping to conclusions

I’ve started fancying myself as a bit of a songwriter. My speciality is taking popular songs and directing all my wit and charm into changing the lyrics to make them both entertaining and applicable to cats. Everyone wins!

I thought here might be a good place to share some of my work with the world. So without any further ado, I give you one of my better efforts:

So high I can’t get over it
So low I can’t get under it
So wide I can’t get round it
Oh wait I’m a cat
I can jump high, low and wide
So this song doesn’t apply to me

You’re welcome.