I don’t like to brag but…

Sod that, I LOVE TO BRAG!

A couple of weeks ago, one of my humans took it upon himself to enter me in some online cat shows run by the ‘The International Cat Association’ (FIFA for cats) to replace all the physical shows they’ve had to postpone due to Covid-19.

Now the results are in. And, of course, they confirmed what we already knew – that I’m pretty gosh darn special. I was ranked 7th and 10th by two judges in the United States and 11th by a European judge.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, how on earth can there be ten, nine or even six cats in the world who are more beautiful than me? And yes, that baffles me too. But do bear in mind that those rankings are for all breeds of cat. Each of those judges ranked me the best Siamese in my class.

The only problem I have now is my silly human, who has informed me there is no prize money associated with any of this. So I’m in the market for a new agent. Do forward me your CV if you’re interested…