It’s official, I am one of the best cats in New Zealand and it’s a certifiable, verifiable, undeniable absolute ipso factaroo!
A couple of weeks ago, one of my humans took it upon himself to enter me in some online cat shows and, of course, they confirmed what we already knew – that I’m pretty gosh darn special.
Planking is one of the most effective exercises you can do in the comfort of your own home.
The humans worship a false idol.
You only get to see a tiny percentage of the cute stuff Tao and I do. Why? Because we’re in control, nobody else.
A number of people (zero is a number) have written in asking me to share some tips on how I keep myself amused in captivity.
It’s a zombie ball that can only be killed with fire.
Tao has always been an odd sort of chap. But that’s why we love him!
High end reckons of a budding sage
Go Maki, it’s ma birthday. We’re gonna party like it’s ma birthday, we’re gonna sip toilet water like it’s ma birthday…