Our humans have repeatedly assured us that cats can’t fly but I know for a fact they’re only saying that because they think we get into enough trouble on the ground.
Today I learned that if you’re going to talk about Tao behind his back, giving him the opportunity to snoop around on your Messenger app probably isn’t the smartest of ideas.
It’s not every day a human gets one over us. But ok, fair cop, today was one of them.
I have some questions.
Everyone knows the whole reason domesticated cats are a thing is because back in the days before humans regressed and devolved into what they are today, they needed us to the keep rodent populations down in their early settlements.
We’ve been secretly serving our apprentiships for the last couple of weeks.
One of the best things about our humans is they spend a lot of money on things for us to sink our claws into.